Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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