They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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