dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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