i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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