school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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