actually, I'm a sock model
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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