Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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