dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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