i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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