No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
