I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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