She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Randomize