that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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