I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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