8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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