garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have fence marks all over my body
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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