I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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