last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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