Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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