she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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