i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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