Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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