people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
