Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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