I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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