just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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