I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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