i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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