Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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