His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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