porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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