After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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