what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
