Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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