its not stalking. its research.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Four minutes until I can fart!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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