shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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