The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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