You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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