Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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