Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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