Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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