Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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