dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize