Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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