singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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