You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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