so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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