what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
