we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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