Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Just cropdusted the office
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Never let your siblings swipe right.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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