D3 body, D1 cock
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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