We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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