A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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